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cavejohnsonplz

Cave Johnson here.
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  • Deviant for 12 years
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Personal Quote: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
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cavejohnsonplz

Cave Johnson here.

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I'm having the boys down in PR (Can't believe I managed to get those suckers into that department) work on my relations with the public (that's what they do, right?) utilizing this "plz account" technology. Truth be told, I have no idea what the hell that means. All I know is it's free for the company and it makes people happy. Or something like that. Anyway, I gotta wrap this post up, I'm due for a visit to the doctor today. I've had this really nasty cough lately. But Cave Johnson will tough it out, because Cave Johnson lets nothing stand in the way of science! Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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Presumptuous-Cat
:iconcute-blacklab-plz: :iconsaysplz: hi Don't kill me :c

:iconokayfaceplz:

:icontrolldogplz: Lel
asdfpickle
  • Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.
GLaDOS-ApertureAICS
I'm back.
Shadowcuptea
When live give you lemons,squeeze them in people eyes.
cevhertaha95
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Alright, I've been thinking.
:iconstudytimeplz:

When life gives you lemons... Don't make lemonade!
:iconannoyeddotdotdotplz:

Make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
:icondestroyplz:

GET MAD!!
:icononiontantrumplz:

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT I AM SUPOSSED TO DO WITH THESE!??
:icononionnouplz: 

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER.
:iconshock2plz:

Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSHON LEMONS!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!??!
:iconrocketpunchplz:

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ...With the lemons!
:iconflamesplz: :iconlemonplz: :iconsoccerrageplz:

I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!
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ItsGLaDOS
:iconcavejohnsonplz::iconsaysplz:Alright ive been thinkin', when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the Lemons Back! GET MAD! Push Life's Damn Lemons. Demand to see life's manager. Make Life rue the day, he thought he could give Cave Johnson Damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon!
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons gonna burn your house down! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon!

I took this from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R_A9C…
RedIsBatman
I don't want your damn lemons*