cavejohnsonplz

I'm having the boys down in PR (Can't believe I managed to get those suckers into that department) work on my relations with the public (that's what they do, right?) utilizing this "plz account" technology. Truth be told, I have no idea what the hell that means. All I know is it's free for the company and it makes people happy. Or something like that. Anyway, I gotta wrap this post up, I'm due for a visit to the doctor today. I've had this really nasty cough lately. But Cave Johnson will tough it out, because Cave Johnson lets nothing stand in the way of science!

Cave Johnson, we're done here.